On this day in 1979, President Jimmy Carter Rabbit was attacked by a rabbit whilst fishing.
During a solo fishing trip in Georgia, Jimmy found himself at the mercy of a swamp rabbit, which jumped into the water and swam towards the then president's boat with a taste for blood. Luckily the president was able to best the beast, and managed to shoo it from his boat and give it a good splashing with his oar, causing it to retreat back into the swamplands from whence it came.
Today is also colossal dick head Adolf Hitler's birthday, and also the anniversary of wrestling legend Chyna's passing.
I'm sure there's some other important thing that people get excited for today, but I can't for the life of me think what it is...
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